Favorite sayings!

- Two wrongs don't make a right! (my ultimate favorite)

- I before E, except after C

- Fair doesn't always mean equal

- I need some quiet time... (my kids hate that one)

- Fibick Ibov!

- Blah, Blah, Blah

- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, then it never was. (how's that for really old!)

- Was that me?

- I'm just making a suggestion?

- Did you say something? (in response to when someone passes wind or burps)

- More useless than 3 tits on a bull!

- Oh look, a rock!

- No shit Sherlock (to which the response is "Keep digging Watson)

- I'm sorry (I'm always saying sorry for something or other...)

- Okey Dokey.... (and sometimes will add "artichokie")

- Life's a bitch and then you die

- Life's a bitch and then you marry one

- Life's a bitch and so am I

- I'm gonna go wat-o-wiggle on yo' ass (from Dickie Roberts)

- There you have it!

- For every action, there's an equal & opposite reaction

- Home is wherea you hanga your hat...Home... I'm so broke up I wanna go home....(from Buckaroo Banzai)

- Ya think!

- I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as the lame man got up & walked away

- Too right!

- Oh come off it... (or variation... Oh, just come off it you guys!)

- Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle

- Hey Monkey boy/bum/girl

- Never Assume.... because you make an ASS out of U and ME

- No Worries

- Take left foot out....put right fooot in!

- You never know until you ask!

- Where there's a will, there's a way

- Sooooo?